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mastergaymer:

american-fuckin-horror-story:

dreamer-held-captive:

puppet-not-master:

I will rip off your limbs and hit you with them

True friendship at it’s prime. 

wake up i’m blind and i want cereal

I would of woken the bitch up for using the wrong form of you’re that many times.

mastergaymer:

american-fuckin-horror-story:

dreamer-held-captive:

puppet-not-master:

I will rip off your limbs and hit you with them

True friendship at it’s prime. 

wake up i’m blind and i want cereal

I would of woken the bitch up for using the wrong form of you’re that many times.

(Reblogged from sex-dream)

fernsandmoss:

Egon Schiele, Hockender Frauenakt, 1914

(Reblogged from bullshitartist)
Wait for someone who tells strangers about you.

Vodka thoughts #1 (via blossomfully)

I tell everyone about you

(via socwhore)

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emmyandsuch:

This is the line that has gotten me through life.

emmyandsuch:

This is the line that has gotten me through life.

(Source: octopussoir-)

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ellendegeneres:

Someone-elsies: when someone else takes a picture of you.

(Reblogged from the-absolute-best-posts)

comedycentral:

Click here to watch Stephen Colbert take a look at impossible beauty standards on The Colbert Report.

Meanwhile, full episodes of The Report are always available on the Comedy Central app.

(Reblogged from comedycentral)

(Source: rock-lee)

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College students can now get microsoft office for free

hoodjab:

rabbrakha:

melthemuslim:

Just go here and sign up with your college email. You can install it on up to 5 PCs or Macs and on other mobile devices, including Windows tablets and iPads.

GOD BLESS.

I PAYED UGH. REBLOGGING TO SAVE U GUYS SOME MORE GAS MONEY

(Reblogged from cutestlittlekittencat)

rexuality:

I need to have as much wild sex as possible so one day I can become an inappropriate old lady that blurts out things like “when I was your age I got a concussion after being bent over a desk” and then my family can be like “grandma please, you’re making easter dinner really uncomfortable” and it’ll be great

(Reblogged from summerscol-urs)

lohanthony:

homework on the weekends is legal but gay marriage isn’t what is wrong with society

(Reblogged from yoshiofarendelle)